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Your Wag Long Read: At 130, J.R.R. Tolkien Still Stirs Things Up

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Sep 27, 2022
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Meet Your Myth Maker: J.R.R. Tolkien in 1967 (Edward Wilden/AP).

At 10, I was lured into a life of crime by a book. The volume in question was an oversized copy of The Hobbit, illustrated with stills from an animated Rankin-Bass TV special based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s novel. It cost more than my allowance, but I had to possess it. I wasn’t aware that the author’s son Christopher had condemned the cartoon as execrable (not that I knew what it meant). Like a lot of ethereal souls pinned down by reality, I just wanted my piece of Middle Earth.

I was collared slinking out of the shop, loot jutting from under my sweatshirt as if I’d swallowed a bulky rectangle whole. Luckily, the apprehending clerk was a soft touch in John Lennon spectacles, and I was cut loose with a talking-to. Let this youthful misadventure illustrate the risks in theft and narrative. Storytelling is a beguiling human gift, but it induces misbehavior.

Here you are, reading about Tolkien —Tolkien! What could be more hip and counterintuitive in this rushed modern age? Press the magic button below to become an Extra Special Elf.

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